An Unforgettable Tribute to... Looking for a Really Unique Gift?

There once was a woman named Herron.
Her talents she longed to be sharin’.
Her friends oft’ did call,
‘Cause her poems did enthrall
With humor and wit past comparin’.

For birthdays and special occasions,
For holidays and graduations...
With paper and pen,
Yes, time and again,
She has cranked out delightful creations.

Her compositions are always exciting.
They are personalized, and in writing...
Delivered and framed,
Each message proclaimed,
For private or public reciting.

Recipients of prose by Ms. Herron
On their faces, big smiles will be wearin’.
For receivers of such,
Are delighted so much,
Their glee they can not stop declarin’!!!

So if you have some trouble choosing
A present that won’t leave ‘em snoozing --
Put Herron right on it!
A limerick or sonnet,
Will leave them with gratitude oozing!

Alison will compose an original poem, lyric, or limerick for any occasion. You furnish a name, some personal information, and a rew anecdotes, and she will create an original work - guaranteed to make you and your gift a hit with everyone!

The cost includes a humorous or serious (or combination of the two) personalized composition printed on specially selected paper, and mounted in a frame. (You may participate in the selection of the frame and paper if you wish.) Your composition can stand on it’s own as a tribute or “roast”, or you may opt to have it accompany or explain another gift. Deliver it yourself, or ask for special delivery and a “ceremonial recitation” — at a party, on the job, in a restaurant, or wherever you choose.

Five verse maximum (similar to numbers of lines listed above): $50.00 - Frame Included
Additional verses, up to 9 total: $5.00 each
10 - 15 verses total: $100.00

(Deluxe frame additional, please inquire for details)

50% deposit upon order, balance due upon delivery.

To place your order, contact Alison at (425) 438-9087, or email

Not convinced? Check out these limerick samples, or read an example of more serious prose.

"At my surprise 50th birthday party, Alison performed a custom song and dance number all about me! It was absolutely fabulous! The song was funny, accurate about my life, sung with a great voice and expression, and was the hit of the party! I've also seen Alison perform at many other functions, many with her husband, Sid. They have talent just oozing out of them and they bring fun and joy to everything they do!!"
- Mo Brock, Vancouver, WA